10 Reasons to Buy Trumpet & Batteries
10. It's the perfect gift for that special person or just someone you're
obligated to buy something for.
9. Chicks will think you are cool because of your diverse musical tastes.
8. It will look good sitting next to your 8-track collection.
7. It's great drinking music.
6. Ron Stabinsky
5. Mikey liked it...at least until he mixed soda and pop rocks and exploded and stuff!
4. The CD doubles as a frisbee or a coffee coaster.
3. Rob Diener approves this CD.
2. Keep a local trumpet player from falling into obscurity...too late!
And the number 1 reason to buy Trumpet & Batteries Not Included is....
It Ain't Yanni